Me: Tara, do you want any Mother’s Oats?
Tara: What the f&* is Mother’s Oats!?
Me: Oatmeal
Tara: No, I have my teeth.
Later in the night… Tara: Why can you just say oatmeal?
Me: Tara, do you want any Mother’s Oats?
Tara: What the f&* is Mother’s Oats!?
Me: Oatmeal
Tara: No, I have my teeth.
Later in the night… Tara: Why can you just say oatmeal?