the future – The Coal Speaker

October 7, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

Russian slop becomes the newest AI plague

The tiptoein Rumpelstiltskin in my Jordans was not something you ever saw before.. even if you think you did

July 19, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

AI overload on top of the happy trees

AI slop has gone full throttle.. At this point only AI can understand itself due to sensory overload.

Can AI replace local sites? I am ‘flatlining’ and Coal Region Canary isn’t far behind. Skook News? You got 3 years.. But the ShenShentinel is safe.. AI apparently doesn’t want to cover local zoning meetings..

February 20, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

Submitted for your approval.. you have entered the Truman Zone

A new video made with AI shows what Truman’s life is like after he escaped… Welcome to the the real Truman show.

January 31, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

I hear the secrets that you beep when you’re talking with your keep

Apparently AI created a religion called Crustafarianism. My AI tells me not to worry about it.. so I do..

May 27, 2025 THE COAL SPEAKER

Prompt and circumstance: Interview with an artificial

Pomp and circumstance is about to play at graduations across America, so we asked artificial intelligence, what’s the best job for people entering the future.