After seeing not 1, not 2, but three separate accidents on the interstate this morning, I can only conclude the following

1) People turn into NASCAR drivers in the summer. They feel hot weather empowers them to go 95 mph

2) They are so addicted to Facebook, and thereby themselves, that they endanger others because they have absolute no concern for other human life..

3) And finally: I need to get a job I actually like that fulfills me if I’m going to die going there.