MONSTER MASH, VAMPIRE SPLASH: ‘BREAKING DAWN’ OPENING BIG; BOX OFFICE SLUMP BROKEN

Females both old and young are flocking to see semi-nude male vampires in TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN.. 

Hollywood should thank them, according to Nikki Finke, for breaking a long standing box office slump.. Estimates for the weekend show BREAKING DAWN will hit $139 mil or more.. 

And from what my wife said in a text message to me from the film–attending it with her niece–is that the first hour or so was filled was sex. Must be uncomfortable if some moms didn’t know. 
And now.. I can only conclude: BREAKING DAWN is porn for women.