Americans may run on Dunkin, but do toddlers?

Is it weird that my son, age 18 months, sees a cup of coffee and literally begs for it like an animal? We gave him a taste a month ago. He went crazy for it, laughed like a giddy school girl, and moved his feet like he was in LORD OF THE DANCE.

At one point months ago, we gave Ayden an empty coffee can for him to bang his toys on.. We thought: A noisemaker! Kids love noisemakers, and it’s a cheap toy! Ayden had other plans. He turned the can around, and stuck his fingers in where coffee grinds once were. And he began licking his fingers like some type of an addict who fell off the wagon.

Mind you this was when he was about 12 months..

This morning he saw my Dunkin Donuts cup, which I was trying to hide in back of my laptop, and kindly said “peeeaase” … His other word was ‘dunt’..

So Ayden declares: America runs on Duntin.





That or he is the reincarnated soul of Juan Valdez.