The top ten stories that sound like April Fools jokes. But they aren’t

1. Until 2012, Pepsi used aborted fetal-cells to flavor soft drinks
2. There have been so many suicides in China among workers making our iPhones that factories had to put up suicide nets
3. Wikileaks helped bring out information that DynCorp contractors were involved with a child sex ring..
4. There is a brewing water crisis—one so bad that rivers and lakes are drying up across the planet
5. Very recently, the mega rich withdrew their money from Cyprus banks—right before looting..
6. Obama signed the Monsanto Protection Act, and the NDAA. He often signed bills despite his ‘reservations’
7. There are black sites across the world where children are tortured in front of their parents
8. Fear of Chinese censors is so intense that video game makers change their games
9. North Koreans are eating their own children because of extreme hunger
10. Each year, up to 800,000 children go missing in the United States

So sorry to be such a downer on such a ‘funny’ day.. But that’s just what I do.