Weirdest new face of the year
My, what a new face you have..
It’s sort of gossipy and ridiculous to even worry about the plastic surgeon victims in Hollywood, but I always enjoyed Renee Zellweger’s normal face when compared to the rest of the frauds around her in Tinseltown.
I cannot say that anymore.. Renee has done something monumentally destructive to what once a normal and attractive mask..
But this is Hollywood, baby, where the real get unreal and the unreal get deals.. Scripts need to be written and new faces need to be applied.
Out with the old!
Renee has gone bold..
No more lips..
Just eyes that drip..
Droop..
Sloop..
Oh shoot..