You’re not fully cleaned until your Oxycleaned.. on that strange island that does not exist near Australia. In this timeline. Or another. I’m confused.

  I feel ‘oxy cuted’ .. you know that product, right? No, not the pimple meditation.. the other stuff that Billy Mays sold before his death. Ocyclean? There is a problem, of course.. the product, despite what I always thought, is not called Oxyclean. It is OXICLEAN. With an I not a Y. Really.. Don’t … Read moreYou’re not fully cleaned until your Oxycleaned.. on that strange island that does not exist near Australia. In this timeline. Or another. I’m confused.