GETTING READY!

BIG CRISPIE MAY SOON BE HALF A MAN HE CURRENTLY IS!

Slimming down for ‘16: Chris Christie underwent surgery to lose weight in February..

 Results are non yet forthcoming..

But the story did say that he was eating a steak and wasn’t able to finish it..

You know, in my honest opinion, some people look better overweight. Chris Christie may be one of those people. We will find out.. A thinner Chrispie running for president in 2016? Or will he bust a gut and try to beat the surgery? 

The other question, of utmost importance: Will he still jack his pants up beyond his nipples once he loses a few hundred pounds?