GETTING READY!
BIG CRISPIE MAY SOON BE HALF A MAN HE CURRENTLY IS!
Slimming down for ‘16: Chris Christie underwent surgery to lose weight in February..
Results are non yet forthcoming..
But the story did say that he was eating a steak and wasn’t able to finish it..
You know, in my honest opinion, some people look better overweight. Chris Christie may be one of those people. We will find out.. A thinner Chrispie running for president in 2016? Or will he bust a gut and try to beat the surgery?
The other question, of utmost importance: Will he still jack his pants up beyond his nipples once he loses a few hundred pounds?