It’s been a while since we made our voyage around the world news stories.. So here we go. From sea to sea, coast to coast, and everywhere else.. The news that I care about, and that you should too, today

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• Who is LOLing now? Three more suspects are apprehended in Boston Marathon bombing investigation.. According to reports on the investigation, one suspect recognized Dzhokhar Tsarnaev from video from the bombing scene and texted him about it, court papers say. The papers say Tsarnaev texted back: “lol.”..

• Fire season beginning early in hot and dry California..
• May day!! Snowstorm hits big cities, including Omaha and Denver..
• So why so much snow this “spring”?
• China disaster: Earthquake zone now getting hit with massive rains..
• Zany Zane down under: Tropical Cyclone has been upgraded as it approaches Queensland..

• New information shows that Superstorm Sandy dumped 11 billion (11 BILLION!) gallons of sewage in waterways from New York City to Washington D.C. ..

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• Palm Beach County Sheriff getting a $1million grand despite questions over civil liberties.. Palm Beach County Sheriff Ric Bradshaw will get the money for violence prevention, and included with this plans: Neighbors can now snitch on other neighbors who don’t like the government.. Civil liberties and mental rights advocates seem to be the only ones worried about the hotline..

• Pennsylvania Governor equates unemployment with drug use.. Chamber of Commerce backs up him..
• Layoffs beginning at Pennsylvania state government offices..

• Woman whose aborted baby’s foot ‘was found stashed in refrigerator at House of Horrors clinic’ reveals her terrifying ordeal as the prosecution rests in doctor’s case .. And now the jury has the case.
• The jury is digging deep into Gosnell evidence..

• First pigs.. then other animals.. now human remains are decomposing in China’s rivers.. But people are still being told that water quality has ‘improved’ with the remains!? And I wonder.. is this bird flu worse than what we are being told? Captain Trips still does not exist.. right?
• So far, the bird flu outbreak has killed one fifth of all infected..

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• America, the cannibals: New information shows “proof” that Jamestown settlers turned to eating each other to survive.. The cruel winter of 1609-10 was serious enough that settlers had no other choice.. now bones of a 14-year-old girl has been found which is being said to offer scientific proof of the human consumption..
• Hannibal Lectors during starving time in pre-American landscape..

• Everything you think you know about dinosaurs is wrong..

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• How to win over the President: Put ads on ESPN?
• Man sobs as jury hears how he was almost carved in half by a man wielding two power saws on a subway platform… while workers stood back and watched
• May day turns violent in Seattle..
• Monsanto set to expand operations in Ukraine..
• Rap star engages in oral sex on stage during concert..

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• ARCHAEOLOGISTS FIND HUNDREDS OF MYSTERIOUS METALLIC ORBS BELOW MEXICO’S ‘TEMPLE OF THE FEATHERED SERPENT..

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• Rob Zombie: LORDS OF SALEM is the last horror movie he’ll make ‘for a really long time" The movie: It’s set in Salem, Massachusetts, where a flashback to witches being burned at the stake while cursing the town sets the tone for a radio DJ, Heidi (Zombie’s wife, Sheri Moon), who plays a record and seals her fate as the portal for Satan’s spawn.

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• New poster for horror flick THE PURGE: It offers little hope..

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• Mila Kunis named sexist woman alive by magazine. 

Mila Kunis the sexiest!? They clearly never met me wife.