I had a huge bag of plastic bottles, cardboard, and paper, to take to the recycling. Until a skunk sprayed it.

It happened on Friday. I have been feeling guilty ever since. I have no choice but to … throw it away into the landfill with all the other trash.

But … then again, what’s my little bad compared to the giant cesspool that has become the Pacific ocean, right?

So.. I’m trying to feel less guilty about this.

Help me.

(And why can’t we just find a planet that will be our trash dump? Come on, NASA, there’s trillions of possibilities.)