I like pizza. And so does my family.. But sadly, I am so out of the loop, I was surprised when my sister told me that now at some places when you order pizza you literally can electronically track it on your computer or phone. And if you put that much energy into it, why not just go and drive to get it!
Everything is eventual. And with technology the eventual happens much faster. But in this modern era of tracking just about every bit of life, I’d actually rather not track my pizza.
I understand that to have a good argument, one thing that should probably not be said due to its overuse is the term ‘slippery slope.’ So in this case of pizza, I’ll use the phrase greasy slope instead. I believe this is a greasy slope. Next we will see, on camera, our pizza get made. Did they wash their hands?! Are they talking too much while cooking?! The inquiring consumer wants to know. And while we are at it, lets watch everyone, all the time on camera, online. If Homeland Security can announce broadcasts at me through street lights, then I want to hear what my car dealer actually says when he goes behind that door to talk to ‘Bill the finance guy.’
Oh, and should you happen to opt to pick up your pizza, why then sure as hell it’s only common sense for the company to track you! Camera in your car. That way you’ll know your pizza is hot and fresh. You’ll have no problem with that, now would you?
The brave new world…hidden away behind a monitor. Welcome to your future. Hot, fresh, and delivered in a half hour or less.
