LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT ON THIS DAY, The royal uterus opened and popped out a king. Ok, that is not how the official announcement went, but it’s good enough for me.
Sure, the world is happy and lots of Brits used it as a means of getting intoxicated at the ‘pub’ last night.. but media attention is quickly becoming unnerving. It’s over the top.. a little too much. As of this update, the planet has not been made aware of the name of the new King to be.. but we will find out. And when we do, the overblown media response will quiver with more jubilation.
Meanwhile in Britain, Prime Minster David Cameron is going to be institute a porn ban–he says for the public good–and will make citizens who want porn put in an official request from the government. I assume there will be some list generated to find out what citizens had the daring nerve to actually request porn.. We’ll most likely not find out when the powers that be get their desires fulfilled, though..
Also in the world, as the town crier announced a child happy and hopefully royal child to the universe, others starved in Africa, others were blown to bits in Syria, and others were kidnapped and tortured in Name that Country..
I am not trying to be the dour downer.. but perspective on this situation is sorely lacking. For goodness sake, the media went ‘wall to wall,’ no pun intended on Kate Middleton’s childbirth experience.. And now that there is a bountiful boy, we are increasingly hearing more about the royal family and when they will meet the new king..
I sigh with disbelief and regret over what the media has become. Firestorms of celebrity and nonsense, packaged with ‘breaking news’ footage of nothing.
George Zimmerman also was back in the news yesterday.. he apparently helped rescue an entire family from an overturned car. Talk about good PR when you need it.. Unfortunately for George, the media was busy keeping an eye on the Royal Vagina, so they didn’t see his little act of redemption..
There is one question that the media has thus far failed to answer: What did happen to the Royal Afterbirth? I sure bet the paparazzi would love to get their hands on that..
