FEED ME SEYMOUR! Seeds are in the mail in multiple states and parts of England from China. Except no one asked for them!

A strange story is developing in various places around the planet tonight..

Various local affiliates across different cities in multiple states are reporting that people are receiving packages in the mail. Unsolicited.. NO orders. No expectations.

According to reports, the packages are coming from China and they contain… Seeds.

Yes.. seeds.

The last longest day of the year. Or is it the longest LAST day of the year?

Today–the longest day of the year–is the summer solstice. These beautiful summer days were the sun’s gorgeous light long lasts into the night.. when fireflies erupt in a spirited dance of lights.. Yes, the days get shorted from here–slowly at first, and then they steamroll away in August. But this first partial day of summer, … Read moreThe last longest day of the year. Or is it the longest LAST day of the year?

THE REAL 2020 PROPHET

Ten years ago when we were all worried about the coming Mayan calendar’s end, a Russian-American scientist who specialized in population biology and devises theories theorized that 2012 was “bullshit.”  He said 2020 was the REAL year to worry about.

And now, in the middle of the most tumultuous year in generations, perhaps the call of bullshit a decade ago was more spot on than we knew.

BROTHERLY BOOMS: ATMs THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT

The George Floyd protests continue throughout America.. But Philadelphia has experienced something seemingly unique to the city of brotherly love: Exploding ATM machines and rumors of more nefarious, stranger things.

#Phillyexplosions began trending in the region two days ago.. City residents tonight on Twitter seem too tired to even track the number of explosions sounding through the metro area..

HEAR HIM RE-ROAR: KIM JONG UN RETURNS! Show us the numbers stations!

Just days ago the world speculated.. the numbers stations went wild! Where was Kim Jong Un!? Dead!? Covid!? A doctor’s mistake costing him his life? 

As the hours of mystery turned into days, we were all under an impression that Kim Yo Jong could assume the throne.

And then with a whimper instead of a bang, it appears Lil Kim has returned from the depths of his mysterious void..

The numbers stations may tell all tales. If you understand the tale.