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January 22, 2022 THE COAL SPEAKER

The Monkeys on Maple Street

By now we all know that monkeys were on the loose in Danville. But what is not quite clear is what lab they were going to in Florida..

We present: A tale of the cynomolgus monkeys.

December 5, 2020 THE COAL SPEAKER

The mini-monolith of Pittsburgh PA

Add this to the mix.

August 1, 2020 THE COAL SPEAKER

Just plain boring old seeds from China after all?

So what are they anyway?

We can gleam some information into what they are thanks to a Georgia Department of Health study now released..

July 27, 2020 THE COAL SPEAKER

THE MAIL NEVER STOPS

All of these conspiracy theories of ‘little shops of horrors’ being planned by Chinese people all out the window? All of these rumors of viruses and discontent being spread just bunk?

Just a “brushing firm” getting information to ship orders from China to people not expecting a package … all just for a positive review?

July 25, 2020 THE COAL SPEAKER

FEED ME SEYMOUR! Seeds are in the mail in multiple states and parts of England from China. Except no one asked for them!

A strange story is developing in various places around the planet tonight..

Various local affiliates across different cities in multiple states are reporting that people are receiving packages in the mail. Unsolicited.. NO orders. No expectations.

According to reports, the packages are coming from China and they contain… Seeds.

Yes.. seeds.

July 4, 2020 THE COAL SPEAKER

The President’s Park: Why make a new one when we have decomposing Commanders-in-Chief already around!?

It was a ten-acre sculpture park and had an associated indoor museum formerly located in Williamsburg, Virginia in the United States. It contained 18 to 20 foot high busts of the Presidents of the United States from George Washington to George W. Bush.. it closed in 2010 and since then has provided years of creepy photos, lightning strikes, and bees’ nests taking over the eyes of former Chief Executives.