The Coal Speaker

Without going into personal details…

…my wife and I, expecting a child for months, are in the final stages of pregnancy. It’s almost here.. the

Maybe she’d enjoy some Taco Bell while she’s at it–at least there’d be more of a chance her couch cushions

A lawsuit says beef at Taco Bell doesn’t constitute real meat. Cows were elated until they found out they’d still

Is it wrong to wish for Congresspersons and Senators to sit apart tonight? I know unity is in but was

The union is strong.?As it is every year. Along with commentators stating ‘this is the most important speech of {insert