I wrote about gyrating Cyrus in my opening to today’s news rundown.. and this sort of goes hand in hand, or booty in booty, on it: A gyrating animatronic doll is in the future. It may be one of the weirdest and creepiest things I’ve ever seen, but I can’t stop watching the moving GIF …

Pennywise the missing clown

I don’t know what to say. . it’s a terrible day. America is suffering a clown shortage.  Really. We are. Trade organizations fear that people just don’t want to be clowns anymore.. Here’s the clowndown: Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus are pretty worried over a lack of interest in people being clowns.. Interest in … Read morePennywise the missing clown