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The truth can be a royal pain in the ass
For those who don’t come under the rule of the Royal Family, you may have never seen a town crier. Thanks to the birth of another royal spawn, now we have.. It looks like Anthony Hopkins in a 1776-era flick..
The royal afterbirth
LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT ON THIS DAY, The royal uterus opened and popped out a king. Ok, that is not how the official announcement went, but it’s good enough for me. Sure, the world is happy and lots of Brits used it as a means of getting intoxicated at the ‘pub’ last night.. but … Read moreThe royal afterbirth
The royal uterus
Cameron timing sure is interesting.. He’s going to announce Internet censorship (he will call it a porn ban) while Kate Middleton’s royal uterus opens to export another member of the ruling class?? How great his timing is..
This is not Kate Middleton. And she is not pregnant. It’s tough being fake, times two.
i I know she’s rich. I know she’s famous. And yes, she’s in the Royal family. But I am just tired of hearing about how people unfairly took shots of her naked and how obscure international sources are publishing them..
And in all honestly, the shots so far that I saw.. are.. well? Quite awful. Grainy images of a scantily clad Kate Middleton.. how not exciting. i I know she’s rich. I know she’s famous. And yes, she’s in the Royal family. But I am just tired of hearing about how people unfairly took shots … Read morei I know she’s rich. I know she’s famous. And yes, she’s in the Royal family. But I am just tired of hearing about how people unfairly took shots of her naked and how obscure international sources are publishing them..
Maybe the crowned jewels are so miraculous that they find them necessary to be shown to the world. But does that explain the Dutchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, buffing it up as well.. She was photographed by a French magazine topless. Much to the chagrin of the Royal Family, those pictures were published.. she isn’t … Read more
SO NOW THAT THERE IS A ROYAL WEDDING, DOES ONE-TIME COMMONER KATE NOW GET THE FULL SCALE ROYAL TREATMENT?
And by that I mean.. does she get her own personal Groom of the Stool? It would certainly be unfair were she to not.
This kiss this kiss
Just got an AP NEWS ALERT that William and Kate exchanged a short kiss… An AP alert?! A kiss is breaking news worthy?! The news has become this shallow… As the tornadoes roll on