kate middleton – The Coal Speaker

Let it be known, in the world of headline writers, the SUN may be the best.

The truth can be a royal pain in the ass

For those who don’t come under the rule of the Royal Family, you may have never seen a town crier.

The royal afterbirth

LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT ON THIS DAY, The royal uterus opened and popped out a king. Ok, that is

Cameron timing sure is interesting.. He’s going to announce Internet censorship (he will call it a porn ban) while Kate

This is not Kate Middleton. And she is not pregnant. It’s tough being fake, times two.