Month: April 2011

April 30, 2011 by THE COAL SPEAKER

Mr. Bean in a more serious light at today’s Royal ceremony. but despite his dire scowl, I just can’t get past fish biting his nose or him with a turkey stuck on his head…

A party not fit for commoners

April 30, 2011 by THE COAL SPEAKER

The Royal wedding day ends with bacon butties and fry ups at a late night party of 300.. drinks on Harry. He best hope no one has a camera for the embarrassing moments ..

The hatless woman.. A scandal worthy of .. Well, very little attention

April 30, 2011 by THE COAL SPEAKER

But since once real news reporters are now gossiping about it, so too does this site: it’s true, David Cameron’s wife did not wear a hat.. and it looked like she didn’t care a bit.. The Queen might. Mrs. Obama offended the Queen once too.. As I’m sure so did Lt. Frank Drebin .. Things … Read moreThe hatless woman.. A scandal worthy of .. Well, very little attention

SO NOW THAT THERE IS A ROYAL WEDDING, DOES ONE-TIME COMMONER KATE NOW GET THE FULL SCALE ROYAL TREATMENT?

April 29, 2011 by THE COAL SPEAKER

And by that I mean.. does she get her own personal Groom of the Stool? It would certainly be unfair were she to not.

This kiss this kiss

April 29, 2011 by THE COAL SPEAKER

Just got an AP NEWS ALERT that William and Kate exchanged a short kiss… An AP alert?! A kiss is breaking news worthy?! The news has become this shallow… As the tornadoes roll on

April 29, 2011 by THE COAL SPEAKER

Kate Middleton does look good, for all my mocking.. But I just wonder what goes through her mind right now…

April 29, 2011 by THE COAL SPEAKER

The latest image from the Royal wedding

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THE PLIGHT OF THE POOR, THE VICTIMS OF TORNADOES, AND THE LAND OF JAPAN ALL MATTERED.. I REALIZED..

April 29, 2011 by THE COAL SPEAKER

IT’S ROYAL WEDDING TIME! And that, my friends, is what really matter. Royalty marrying.. The kings and queens–with some added flavor of dictators thrown in–all watching the pomp and circumstance of the Royals. Don’t drink beer in front of the queen, though. My God, how ‘common’ do ARE YOU anyway!? Wine.. that’s the ticket. Just … Read moreJUST WHEN I THOUGHT THE PLIGHT OF THE POOR, THE VICTIMS OF TORNADOES, AND THE LAND OF JAPAN ALL MATTERED.. I REALIZED..