Today was a good day.

But for lots of people on earth, it was not a good day.

And the news does go on.

A sampling of the mess-test from the most-test: Earth

Dramatic new details revealed: 20,000 children may have been sexually abused by 800 Roman Catholic priests in Holland!

The future is radiated: Will Japan’s Fukushima nightmare create a birth defect filled future?

This.. is .. important? Nike Foamposite Galaxy shoe release causes rioting at a Florida mall..

More threats: North Korea vows ‘sacred war’ against South..

And if the North Korean threats aren’t bad enough, here’s one from Iran: Ready to ‘wipe Israel off the map’

Heartache and horror in the Syrian city of Homs: Residents speak of utter violence and murder taking place..

NATO troops killed in Afghanistan..

New York man goes into surgery.. leaves six inches taller!?

Out of touch? Romney says his wife drives ‘a couple of cadillacs’

Is Sears ready to ‘unload’ 1,200 stores?

Cohen will attend the Oscars as the Dictator..

What caused the collapse of the Mayan culture? New information suggests a series of droughts..

Thousands of planets may exist in utter darkness in the Milky Way Galaxy..

Newly released rare footage of Challenger disaster from the 1980s now revealed..

Monsanto settles Agent Orange case..