Good evening. Ashland PA, 4/1/13
Day: April 1, 2013
The top ten stories that sound like April Fools jokes. But they aren’t
Until 2012, Pepsi used aborted fetal-cells to flavor soft drinks There have been so many suicides in China among workers making our iPhones that factories had to put up suicide nets Wikileaks helped bring out information that DynCorp contractors were involved with a child sex ring.. There is a brewing water crisis—one so bad that … Read moreThe top ten stories that sound like April Fools jokes. But they aren’t
My God Charley Sheen gained weight
Good to see that media is all on the same page. If you watched your local diatribe of fires, plagues, crime, and pestilence, you’ve most certainly heard that ‘economic factors may take some spring out of the Easter Bunny’s step this year.’ It was so noticeable that Conan O’Brien put a montage together of local boobs on the tube … Read more
By now you’ve seen or heard about the horrible event last night involving Louisville player Kevin Ware. (Video here, watch at your own risk) It was so graphic that CBS even halted replays of the leg break.. It’s most obviously the water cooler talk this morning and will be rehashed over and over again throughout … Read more
April fool.
April Fools day.. when we somehow keep up the tradition of mocking those who don’t follow the Gregorian Calender. But the one tradition I have come to despise about today: Fake news stories that get plastered all over the web are get believed by people who forget it’s April Fools Day. Seriously, reality is so … Read moreApril fool.