Millions of years of evolution, and here we are: A star worshipped by teen girls and emulated by teen boys is putting fans’ phones down his pants on stage..

I wonder if he urinated in a bucket of low-wage-earner’s product afterwards? I wonder if he spat from a balcony on adoring fans below?

The story here: An angry Beebs shoved a fan’s iPhone down his pants during his onstage performance..