This is what happens when you get dressed in the dark! One of these shoes is not like the other.. The right one nice , the left one from an old pair I do work around the house in..

The good thing is nobody really noticed, I played it pretty well. Every time someone started to glanced through my feet, I would begin to either walk fast or perform some sort of a slow-motion Irish step dance routine, anything I had to do to throw off their gaze..

And anyway, my backup plan was always to say that I did it on purpose. You know, good luck or something like that..