Year: 2026

We talk about dead malls way too much. But in looking at some articles, it’s weird to think that many people reading them now never shopped at the Schuylkill Mall..

February 1, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

The groundhog might see a shadow, but will Cailleach be able to keep her fire going?

The history of Groundhog Day is not regulated to Punxsutawney. It stretches back to hedgehogs, fertility, Paganism, and a witch named Cailleach.

January 31, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

I hear the secrets that you beep when you’re talking with your keep

Apparently AI created a religion called Crustafarianism. My AI tells me not to worry about it.. so I do..

January 29, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

SQUAWK STILL STANDING?

February 16 will be a date to pen on the old fashioned 80s calendar ..

January 29, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

No just wait a minute … hold on a second Undertaker. You’re saying that wrestling’s fake?

Wrestling can be fake with real consequences.. But it was probably more fun when wrestlers didn’t admit it was all an act.

Year: 2026

Three days in February

The groundhog might see a shadow, but will Cailleach be able to keep her fire going?

I hear the secrets that you beep when you’re talking with your keep

Catherine O’Hara dead at 71

SQUAWK STILL STANDING?

No just wait a minute … hold on a second Undertaker. You’re saying that wrestling’s fake?