May God save your battle packs. Your parents just became a bunch of Devours.
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Author: THE COAL SPEAKER
We’ll have a multiverse Christmas: Santa is real
We have been informed by sources that overall belief in Santa is hitting an all-time low. Officials report that children, most under 10 years of age, are still able to believe but doubt Santa at a much earlier age as time goes on. By 11 or 12, they are completely done with leaving cookies and milk and instead think their parents or guardians leave gifts under the tree..
Hopefully we can out some facts out there about this waning tradition.
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BRAINS STRAINS AND REFRAINS: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO DEL GRIFFITH AFTER THANKSGIVING?
Just in time for Thanksgiving, we go in depth on the best holiday movie ever: PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES..
And if you see Del Griffith at your local bus station, do him a favor and invite him for dinner. He needs that human connection..
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Time to gobble up some history of ‘thanksgiving’
Thanksgiving was enough research for us. We won’t even touch Drinksgiving.
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Somebody’s got a case of the thanksgivings
We traveled back in time and found a Thanksgiving Weis ad from 1987.. So we decided to do an experiment and price it out to 2022 numbers.
Whoa.. Hold the wallet and drop the purse!
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Maybe we are just alone in the universe after all?
If we are alone, then that is scary. If we are not alone, it could be even scarier!
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