The Coal Speaker

January 23, 2022 THE COAL SPEAKER

Getting down to monkey business: CDC warns those who touched monkeys in Danville as health officials work to track down motorists who came in contact

Now that the jokes and memes have been made, it seems time to get down to serious discussion over CDC and health official warnings to those who were near the Danville monkeys

January 22, 2022 THE COAL SPEAKER

The Monkeys on Maple Street

By now we all know that monkeys were on the loose in Danville. But what is not quite clear is what lab they were going to in Florida..

We present: A tale of the cynomolgus monkeys.

December 31, 2021 THE COAL SPEAKER

BETTY WHITE DEAD ON NEW YEARS EVE

Perhaps the most fitting end to a miserable year. She was just about 100.. And the world will miss the fact she is with us.

For two nights now, my son told me this before dozing off: Something is missing. When pressed for more information, he simply responded he doesn’t know what it is, but he definitely feels like something is missing..

We all do.