technology – The Coal Speaker

July 19, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

AI overload on top of the happy trees

AI slop has gone full throttle.. At this point only AI can understand itself due to sensory overload.

March 28, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

A fallen Angel fire

There was a secret for 26 years you may not have known. Your old Angelfire still existed.. But a tree fell in the forest, and no one heard it. The sites are all gone now.

January 31, 2026 THE COAL SPEAKER

I hear the secrets that you beep when you’re talking with your keep

Apparently AI created a religion called Crustafarianism. My AI tells me not to worry about it.. so I do..

March 27, 2025 THE COAL SPEAKER

The dead internet dies to live another day

The internet’s been dead for a while. Suddenly, that death has become more perfect.

March 5, 2024 THE COAL SPEAKER

Constant test runs on the Outage Highway

On March 5, 2024, a Meta outage caused panic and showcased society’s dependency on social media, revealing vulnerabilities to technology disruptions.

Nationwide cell outages affect AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile, sparking panic and disrupting 911 services. The cause remains unexplained, with speculation on a recent solar flare’s impact.