Creepiest tabloid story of the year
In gossipy news of the year, Justin Bieber was roughed up by paparazzi. And a kidnap gang was busted. Their plan was to steal Bieber and kill him, plus get $2,500 per testicle. I feel icky even typing about it. So I will stop now.

Strangest concert moment of the year
Just when you thought it was safe to have glasses on, Madonna decided to take off most of her clothing. Who can stop her now?

Most annoying tabloid gossip of the year
If it wasn’t Madonna it was the new Madonna, Gaga. They appeared nude this year. But then later in the fall she didn’t look quite the same. Rumors flew.. was she pregnant? Or just eating too much pasta. Later in 2012 she vanished from the entertainment scene. She exists on Twitter. And decides often to wake me up by Tweeting late night barages of messages to her millions of fans.. But the media enjoys having it both ways on the issuye of weight. They cry and wine about young girls who think too much about it, and say we worship thin people way too much. At the same time, though, they will publish articles being critical of any female star who gains a few pounds. Leave Lady Gaga alone. She was born this way, babaaay..