Condoms and coke on the way to the Vatican

Germans seize a massive cocaine shipment on its way to the VATICAN! 

Say it so Bergoglio!

We know the Pope was once a bouncer.

Maybe he hired on some of the folks he bounced..? But even more on that cocaine shipment story: The package sent to the Vatican from a South American country (yes the Pope is from there) contained 14 condoms filled with the coke.. 

And while no one is accusing Bergoglio of doing anything nefarious, clearly something nefarious is being done by someone..

Anyone have a Cardinal with the sniffles lately?